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slydig:

one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now 

onvavoiir:

blank:

I have 1% battery left on my phone and I just want you guys to know that I

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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sarapunzel:

do you ever just see a person and think

wow you’re cute but I bet you would be even cuter all bruised up and sweaty and panting and fucked out of your mind

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision


Me:  *blushes furiously while reading something on my phone*
Friend:  Oh, god. Seriously?
Me:  What?
Friend:  Are sexting right now?
Me:  *looks down at gay smut*
Me:  . . . Yes?